Squirrel says," Are you going to sit there forever? Good grief a squirrel doesn't have a chance this morning. It rained buckets yesterday, and I didn't get my fill of seed. Are you sure that you don't have something better to do?"
"Goodness, Balisha, aren't you hungry? Don't you have to make breakfast? Well, I guess you aren't leaving...I'll just have to take my chances and try to eat some seed."
An hour and a half later...squirrel still there, mumbling and grumbling and emptying our feeder!